Welcome to my world

Since Dickey asked, I'll give this a go:

Two Names You Go By --
1. Joe Nathan
2. Jonathan

Two Parts of Your Heritage --
1. Canadian
2. Polish

Two Things That Scare You --
1. Closet Doors
2. Driving in Markham

Two of Your Everyday Essentials --
1. Chocolate
2. Cigarettes.

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now --
1. Perry Ellis Red
2. Degree

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment) --
1. Goldfrapp
2. New Order

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love) --
1. Kinky Sex
2. Respect

Two Truths --
1. I had posters of ABBA in my locker at age 16
2. I have never had sex with that "other gender"

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You --
1. Hairy Chest
2. Hairy Legs

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies --
1. My artwork
2. Watching horrible B horror movies

Two Things You Want Really Badly --
1. My own studio
2. To travel around the world for one year

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation --
1. Australia (again)
2. France

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die --
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Safari in Africa (and no, the African Lion Safari just outside of Toronto doesn't count)

Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Guy -- I'm not, so I'm changing this to Gay
1. My Kiehls shaving products
2. I own almost every Erasure CD & LP ever produced

Two Things You Normally Wouldn't Admit --
1. I wish I still did E (but I don't and won't).
2. I'd have sex with a girl just to see what all the fuss is about.

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now --
1. I shouldn't be drinking coffee again.
2. Am I going to stick with my resolution of quitting smoking today?

Two Stores You Shop At -
1. Banana Republic
2. Winners

Two people I haven't talked to in a while --
1. Ed C. in BC
2. Dickey - we need another beer night

Two bloggers who may now dislike you for passing this on to them --
1. I can't pass these things on. I just can't. It's like chain letters. I'm morally opposed.
2. But if you want to do your own, please feel free.