Ohhhh Yeahhhh!

Just read that flavoured meth has hit the steets. Delicious tastes include strawberry, chocolate, cola and of course, original. Soon it will be followed with Meth Zero, Diet Meth and Caffeine Free Meth. A revised formula of Meth will soon be rolled out to improve on the original taste, but due to a consumer revolt, will most likely be consigned to the name New Meth and be sold alongside the original Meth Classic.

What's next? Glade scented Poppers?

Sniff your rag and be enveloped in the rich scent of lavender, taking you back to those warm summer days spent in the country - just before you get that fist shoved up your ass.