Since I'm going to hell anyways.....

Yesterday I was on a road trip to visit a client up in Collingwood. I stopped at a service center on the 400, around King City. It's a small, redneck kind of place. I went into the washroom and actually laughed out loud when I read what had been scrawled onto the toilet paper dispenser:

Turbin repair kit

I know I shouldn't laugh at these kinds of things, but it was funny. Not to mention it was obviously written by someone with a high intelekt. Reminded me of the time I saw a Nazi symbol etched into a stall with the slogan "white supreacy rules." I'm pretty sure there's an M in there somewhere.