Attack of the Bears

This weekend we took the trailer up to The Point. I wrote a little song to commemorate the excursion:

If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise.
If you go into the woods today, you'll want to scratch out your eyes.
For every bear that ever there was,
Is gathered here and naked because,
Today's the day the naked bears have their piiiiiiiiiiiicnic.

I don't have a problem with clothing optional places, I just like to be warned ahead of time *ahem* Dead Robot *ahem*. Being the new meat for the weekend, the seasonals were quick to come over and say hello and to check out the trailer. There was many a naked man in the trailer this weekend, and not in a good way. I still can't understand why it was mostly the naked ones who stopped to say hello, and also why the good ones kept their clothes on.

The weekend was, oh what's the word - different.