Chiuaua

There's a radio station in my office building. Consequently I will sometimes see famous people in the lobby who are visiting the station.

Friday morning I saw Dog the Bounty Hunter as I was leaving the building. He's so little!! Like half the size in both height and build than he looks on TV. Not Tom Cruise little, but little nonetheless.

Considering that it would be my only chance, I ran up to him and said hi and shook his hand. He just said a quick hello and continued towards the elevator. Then, as I continued out the door I saw a big, black Suburban sitting out front. It occurred to me that his wife might be inside so I ran over to see if her tits were as huge in real life as they are on TV but she was nowhere to be found.

I knew that the camera adds 10 pounds, but I didn't know that it also adds 10 inches. (insert porn jokes here)