Day One - Again

I decided to quit smoking today. It was around this time last year that I did the same thing. I lasted 3 or 4 months and then we went to Vegas. You just can't gamble and drink and not smoke in Vegas. It doesn't work. In fact I think they kick you out if you're caught.

I'm also doing an intense cleansing diet for 10 days to help ward off the nicotine cravings. No caffeine, sugar, wheat, alcohol, dairy and anything else that makes life worth living. You can't concentrate on a cigarette craving when your body is screaming bloody murder for other substances too. My body's already in shock and it's only 9:11am.

God help the poor soul who has the misfortune of pissing me off within the next 10 days.