He forgot the Diet Coke

Yesterday there was a very large man in front of me in line at the grocery store. His purchases included chocolate cake, chocolate bars, honey roasted almonds, a giant bag of Cracker Jacks (who buys Cracker Jacks anymore?), and Low Fat Bagel Chips with a tub of dip to go with them. This was at 10:30pm.

Bedtime snack perhaps?