I hope she took her teeth out.

I had a dream last night that I almost had sex with Florence Henderson - almost. She was in a room and there was me, Jesse Metcalf (who I'd much rather have sex with) and another guy waiting outside in the hall. One guy went in, did the deed and left, then Jesse went in, did the deed and left, and then it was my turn. I didn't really want to do it, but walked in anyways. Thankfully she was too tired from the other two (who weren't in there very long I might add), and we sat and talked instead.

Help. Me.