Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

You know what I hate? I hate automatic toilets. You know, the kind that automatically flush so you don't have to touch anything? Well they don't work all that well.

I was sitting on one this morning and I shifted slightly to wipe, and the toilet flushed, spraying my ass with droplets of cold water. Then, every time I moved, it flushed. When I was finished I stood up. Guess what happened? Nothing. It's like I wasn't even there. I was ignored by a toilet. Consequently I had to push the flush button - totally defeating the purpose of the self-flush toilet.

Rainy days make me crabby.