Toilet Sex 101

Hi there! Thanks for coming! In this course you will learn the fine art of Public Toilet Sex. After following these simple steps, you too can fuck all you want in any toilet in the world without ever alerting anyone to your activities:

1. Find your trick and walk nonchalantly down to the furtherest, most remote basement washroom you can find in a downtown city center. Preferable the one located three levels below, down a long, narrow hallway, behind the service elevator.

2. If no one's in there, walk to and enter the last stall - hopefully it's the handicapped one. If there are other people in the room, have your trick enter the stall first. Wait 30 seconds and then walk innocently into the stall.

3. Do your business and keep as quiet as possible. If there are automatic toilets, let them flush 7 times before stopping your activities to place a piece of toilet paper in front of the sensor.

4. When finished, let your trick leave first and make sure he has a really guilty face. Leave your jacket hanging in full view on the door when it opens.

5. Wait thirty seconds, then descreetly reach out and pull the door closed.

6. Wait another thirty seconds, walk out of the stall and straight over to a urinal.

7. Pretend to pee and look around for any other potential clients.

8. Walk away from urinal towards the door. Look for any other potential clients.

9. Stop at the door and make a face that says "Oh stupid me! I forgot to wash my hands!"

10. Walk towards air dryer. Look for any other potential clients.

11. Stop and make a face that says "Oops! I'm supposed to wash my hands first!"

12. Approach sink and begin washing hands. Look for any other potential clients.

13. Wash face and rinse mouth. Look for any other potential clients.

14. Proceed to air dryer and begin drying hands. Look for any other potential clients.

15. When finished, stand around with a blank look on your face. This will distract people from knowing that you are actually looking for any other potential clients.

16. Continue to alternate standing at urinals and washing hands repeatedly while looking for any other potential clients.

17. When next trick is found, go back to step 2.

There! Now you've completed your training and are ready for some real world action!

Good Luck!

Note: If you happen to be in the washroom below the food court in Scotia Plaza in downtown Toronto, just ignore the steps above and join in whatever group activity is taking place. Alternatively you can also join the others who sit in stalls, peek through the cracks and sniff poppers.