I'm a Yuppie

It's true. I read it in Details magazine yesterday. They had a whole section on the "new" Yuppie, and it was actually quite an interesting read. According to Details, my newly renovated house, iPod, flat screen TV, sushi lunches, preference of organic foods, love of martinis and addiction to Starbucks all confirmed that I was one of them. One thing they did omit however, was the fact the majority of people who fit into their Yuppie demographic are gay men, but it's an American magazine so I expected as much.

So I'm a Yuppie. I admit it. Now pass me the Belvedere and olives, I'm thirsty.