Waking Nightmare

This morning I woke up, showered, dressed, grabbed some cereal, sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. Twisted Sister were live on Breakfast Television singing songs from their new Christmas Album - it wasn't pretty.

It's one thing to glam up in makeup when you're young and it's the 80's. It's a completely different story when you try to do that again in 2006. You see the thing is, when you're in your 40's or 50's and you put on a wig and makeup, you don't look cool. You look like a transsexual. And an unsuccessful one at that.

As I watched in horror, I couldn't help but think that the lead singer reminded me of Mr. Drummond from Different Strokes - in drag.