What would Brian Boitano do?
It's 1990 and The Dini Petty Show is at the height of it's popularity. You decide to watch it one day. Unsure if you liked it or not, you watch it again the next day. You finally decide you don't like it. From this point on do you:
A. Change the channel and never watch it again.
B. Spend that time masturbating using that hand lotion in the bathroom that no one ever touches, but then realize after the fact that it's really perfume-y and you can't get the lavender smell off and end up smelling like grandma for the rest of the day.
C. Turn on the VCR, pop in a tape and watch the episode of that cool new "90210" show that you taped the other night.
D. Pick up the phone and call a friend (providing that you have any).
E. Watch The Dini Petty Show incessantly every day and call the station after each and every episode to complain.
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