Relax

Yesterday was a really awful day. One of my clients couldn't get her computer to work properly at her 4500 sq ft cottage on a lake. So I had to get up early, drive all the way up to the Muskokas, fix her computer and spend the rest of the day playing pool, swimming, drinking and sitting on the dock having the most interesting conversations. Then I had to relax in the hammock for a few moments before being served a wonderful dinner (steaks from Pusateri's) and wine. Unfortunately I didn't have time for a hot tub after dinner because I wanted to be home before midnight. Life's so unfair.

There was also an actor there who had recently finished a series with a famous Hollywood actress. She's been around, and was pretty open about it. We got the following dirt:

Biggest cock in Hollywood - Jack Nicholson, though he has trouble getting it up.
Smallest cock - Ray Liotta
Second smallest cock - Benicio Del Toro, but he makes up for it with his pussy eating abilities.
Lara Flynn Boyle really did have her anus bleached.