You know what's not a good movie?

The Killer Klowns from Outer Space.


The plot - Killer clown shaped aliens land their circus tent shaped spaceship in a small town and start killing people by shooting them with a laser gun, which wraps them up in a cotton candy cocoon. Then they stick a swirly straw in it and suck out the juice. Of course they do this to everyone except the heroine who, for some unknown reason (other than to further the plot so she can be rescued), they put in a giant balloon. Add "teenagers" who look like they're in their 30's, an old cop who inexplicably hates those goddamn teenagers, a makeout point, two comic relief idiots who'll stop at nothing to get girls and boobies, a dash of 1987, and you get a film that's marginally better, yet still more enjoyable, than Hostel.