Urges

Today as I was standing in line at Starbucks waiting to order my tall, lactose free, no whip, (insert 20 adjectives here), hot chocolate, I had a sudden urge to turn and lick the cheek of the woman standing beside me. And not just a little lick, but a full-on, bull dog sized, big, sloppy sluuuurrrp up the side of the face. Just to see her reaction.

I didn't. I don't know what the hell came over me.