ebay exorcism

Just came across this fantastic toy today. I want to buy it.

Apparently a couple from Alberta bought a stuffed Stitch toy (from Lilo and Stitch) at a scary gift shop along some lone highway while vacationing in Florida. Turns out the toy is possessed. It keeps going bump in the night, knocking things over, breaking the TV, and even causing the family dog to pass out in fright. The owners keep trying to get rid of it, but it keeps coming back. They've buried it, chopped it up, pinned it under the tv, locked it in a safe but just like the bouncy ball in The Changeling (love that movie) - it keeps coming back. So this distraught, disshevelled, demonically-challenged family did the only thing that they could possibly do:

They put it up for sale on ebay.

I kid you not, and it's going for $135.00. Oh, and did I mention the part about the doll burning a priests hands? Next thing you know the room will fill up with flies and the walls will start oozing blood.

Jennifer Tilley call your agent. There's a new Chucky in town, and he ain't leaving.

***UPDATE****

The link seems to have gone dead. Luckily I made a copy of the listing.