Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Food for Thought

When deciding to incorporate food into your sexplay, it's best not to use your mother's homemade jam.

As you taste the jam in that naughty place where it's not supposed to be, a mental picture of your mother lovingly mixing fruit and jarring the jam just for you will appear, and you'll recoil in horror at what you've just done.

It kinda breaks the mood.