Naughty

Have you ever walked by a bathroom stall and seen a newspaper placed on the floor between a pair of feet?

Have you ever thought of quickly reaching under the door, snatching whatever the hell that person's reading, and bolting out of the bathroom?

What are they going to do? Stand up, wipe their ass, pull their pants up, do up their belt, and then chase you?

I don't know why, but the thought occured to me today.