I Love Pork

I was driving in to work today, and saw the most interesting bumper stickers on this very old car in front of me, with a middle-aged woman driving:

YOU LOVE PIG

and

HAVE YOU HUGGED A PIG TODAY?

Yes, the word pig was in pink letters. You know, it's one thing to say "I love pig" but to demand that someone else love it too? Weird. I've never been told that I love something before, except by my first bf (who was also crazy) when he said "You do love me!!! And I'm not letting you break up with me!!!"

I slept with one eye open after that, until I got out.