Please make it stop.

Why did I dream last night that I was back in university, only it was totally different from the one I went to, and Howard Jones was playing a concert in my class room?

Why did I dream that later he was playing again in the auditorium, except he was on a platform in the middle of the floor with everyone around him?

Why then, in my dream, did I go up on to the empty stage and piss on it in front of everyone. Not once, but twice?

Why? Why won't my brain ever just let me sleep peacefully? Why I ask you, WHY?