Listen Bitch

When I tell you that I can't fix your printer problem until the server is rebooted, don't give me flack. Don't ask me why the other printers work but that one doesn't, and then not accept my answer when you don't even know what you are talking about. And don't look at me like I'm stupid when I have 6 years of experience behind me in dealing with such trivial issues when you wouldn't even know what to look for in the first place. Stick with what you know, and I'll do the same.

And why when I send you a 2 line email asking you to close Outlook and all other programs because the server is going down do you come to me complaining that you can't get to your Excel files? Of course you can't, the server is down. That's why I asked you to close all other programs. I guess next time I'll have to specify Outlook, Word, Excel, Access, Quickbooks, and SuperPornMAchine2000.exe.

Sheesh